Charlize Theron
Why do I want to spend the day as Charlize Theron? The better question is…why not?
In case you aren’t familiar with Charlize, I’ll give you a quick bio:
- Charlize was born August 7, 1975 in South Africa.
- Her native language is Afrikaans.
- In 1991, Charlize’s mom shot and killed her father. Charlize’s dad was an alcoholic and attacked both Charlize and her mom. The shooting was seen as self-defense.
- At 16, Charlize won a modeling contract and moved to Italy.
- She trained to be a ballet dancer, but a knee injury halted that dream.
- Charlize turned to acting and apparently she’s pretty good at it – she earned an Academy Award for role in Monster.
The more important question I need to answer is what I would do if I was Charlize for the day. I have thought about this for many moons and now I will explain it to you. When I first wake up and realize I am Charlize, I will stand in the mirror for approximately 12 minutes and make the Blue Steel modeling face. Why? Because I’m Charlize Theron!
Next, I would stand on a balcony and pretend I am Evita. Why? Just because I am Charlize Theron and I can do whatever I want.
Thirdly, I would call Stuart Townsend and try to figure out why these two lovebirds broke up. I mean they spent 9 whole years together and he was there for her when she won her Oscar! I really thought Charlize and Stuart beat the curse :(
Finally, I would find the nearest runway and act out the Dior J’Adore commercial. Why? Because this is the fiercest God damn commercial I have ever seen.
Charlize – You are a timeless beauty. Continue to kill it. Love, Kari
